Things That ACTUALLY Spark Joy- Straight Shootin'

If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze that has taken over the world, “Tidying Up” by Marie Kondo. It is essentially a sweet little lady that is obsessed with clearing out clutter and encourages you to get rid of anything in your home that doesn’t “spark joy”. While the idea is good and gives you the warm fuzzies, we dare ask, “can your sock drawer ever REALLY spark joy?” Today we wanted to talk about things that ACTUALLY spark joy in us. Straight shootin’ style- no fluff, no b.s. Kick back in your clutterless home and enjoy the show.

In case you couldn’t keep up with our fantastic video, we’ve listed those things that spark joy in our hearts along with a few bonus things:

  • The Blog

  • Kids getting hurt (see this instagram account) you’re welcome.

  • Dancing

  • Sick days when you’re not sick

  • Day drinking in the sun

  • Good hair days

  • Playing the Pepsi challenge with friends  

  • Spraying champagne in friend’s faces

  • Reading on the porch

  • Petting every single dog that walks within a mile of us (mainly Ashley)

  • Drinking beer, wine, tequila, coffee, diet coke. Drinking.

  • Pizza- all the kinds

  • Warm chocolate chip cookies

  • Saunas

  • Boca

  • Watching our husbands do stupid shit. Please see dancing video here, as well this video of them acting like whales. You’re welcome.

  • Savannah

  • Cheese

  • The Office

  • Having a tan

  • Game of thrones

  • Queer eye

  • Costco $1.50 hot dogs

Some things that definitely DON’T spark joy in us:

  • Running - that’s a hard no from us, dawg.

  • Wearing bras - why do we have to?

  • Bills - can’t we spend our money on fun stuff? Adulting is for the birds.

  • Social Media bullies - anyone who trolls from behind a keyboard is the worst

  • Getting out of bed - it’s so warm in there.

  • Pants that are too tight- let’s just all get the appropriate size, okay?

  • Judgmental Judies - take your bad attitude somewhere else

Alright, it’s your turn- what are some things that spark joy in you? Or some things that do the EXACT opposite?! Tell us, tell us! Be honest with yourself. Be honest with us. The funnier, the better.